The Daily Laffer Manifesto

Alright, I'm stuck in cow-town and unable to make any money because I can't busk out here. The last two places I've lived at had problems (the first one had no hot water for two weeks, and the second had clogged plumbing for one week), and the place I almost moved into to get out of cow-town is run by an alcoholic psycho who's trying to screw me out of a damage deposit. I'm gradually running out of cash. My relationship with my family is shit. I've got a weird lump on my arm that Google says is a subcutaneous cyst but is probably the Cancer. I can't even download porn properly because this internet connection keeps cutting out. In short, things are not so hot right now.

If you know where I'm at, you know the need to have a laugh. Not just a regular chuckle, but a real fucking belly acher. I'm going to do my best to try to get one laffer up daily. I'll be choosing shit that's done this for me.

While I'm only going to choose stuff that kills me, I can't guarantee you'll find it funny. While I'm going to try to keep it safe for work, I can't guarantee that something blue won't slip through. While I'm going to put up stuff I've reviewed myself, I can't guarantee that a Youtube video or whatnot will still be there by the time you get to it. And while it's called the Daily Laffer, I can't even guarantee it's going to be daily. In all truth, you're probably better off spending your time on Fark, which is where I'm going to be finding my stuff most of the time anyway. Unless you've never used the internet before there's a pretty good chance that you'll have seen a lot of this already. I don't care. Go start your own damn blog.

So that's my manifesto. That's right, you're on a comedy blog that's being maintained by an unfunny git. Oh, and you'll probably need Flash to see half the stuff.

And yes, I know "laffer" is a dumb name for a joke. All the better blogspot names are being parked by link-farming assholes who're trying to get you to buy Viagara.